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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 01:15
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Aristo Sham of Hong Kong wins the 2025 Van Cliburn Piano Competition - Dallas News
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Which city should one visit between Nice and Cannes? Why?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Loons and Moons
Can a white person wear a bonnet to bed?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Winners & Losers From The 2025 NCAA Baseball Tournament Regional Round - Baseball America
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
Which country do you recommend for me to live in, England, the USA, Italy, Spanish, or Austria?
No way
Then came..
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Terraforming Mars Might Actually Work and Scientists Now Have a Plan to Try It - ZME Science
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
Still no good.